Color…color…Isn’t it amazing, the variety of colors we come across daily, but, which we fail to appreciate because our mind is busy elsewhere? The first colorful post for this word, is an incident of today which goes thusly:
Red, nee, crimson: Color on the face of the lady sitting on the bench next to next to mine…why? Well, every day morning, while waiting for our co. bus, I observe that there’s a red-n-yellow taxi waiting for this lady. Today, as usual, she walked out of the building, in the blue-n- bluer trousers n Tshirt two sizes smaller than her, err, plump figure, white cigarette with light brown end burning furiously in her mouth(Probably a way to dismiss the day’s tensions or Wednesday morning blues in advance), and …voila, today, the taxi guy had left already(I saw him waiting when I reached, btw)…so, she shakes her hands angrily, dials a number on one of her cellphones(One was grey, one was dark blue), and starts screaming at the driver…’What time is it?’ He gave some answer ‘So why did you go? What 717 AM? My time is 730 AM’ –screams a bit more…then, ‘ ok, are you going to come or do I call your company and complain?’ I guess he said ‘No, I won’t. Be my guest and call them.’ And, that’s what caused the change in colour from normal to pink to crimson red on her white face, I guess.
Red, nee, crimson: Color on the face of the lady sitting on the bench next to next to mine…why? Well, every day morning, while waiting for our co. bus, I observe that there’s a red-n-yellow taxi waiting for this lady. Today, as usual, she walked out of the building, in the blue-n- bluer trousers n Tshirt two sizes smaller than her, err, plump figure, white cigarette with light brown end burning furiously in her mouth(Probably a way to dismiss the day’s tensions or Wednesday morning blues in advance), and …voila, today, the taxi guy had left already(I saw him waiting when I reached, btw)…so, she shakes her hands angrily, dials a number on one of her cellphones(One was grey, one was dark blue), and starts screaming at the driver…’What time is it?’ He gave some answer ‘So why did you go? What 717 AM? My time is 730 AM’ –screams a bit more…then, ‘ ok, are you going to come or do I call your company and complain?’ I guess he said ‘No, I won’t. Be my guest and call them.’ And, that’s what caused the change in colour from normal to pink to crimson red on her white face, I guess.
Hehe..I felt positively tickled pink after this incident.. While she was still musing, my white co bus with Ebenezer transport emblazoned on it in red, arrived.)
I guess you can’t blame her for being off color. But, tell me, was she right to see red like this? Why do some people expect red carpet treatment always?
I guess you can’t blame her for being off color. But, tell me, was she right to see red like this? Why do some people expect red carpet treatment always?
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And, here's some 'color'ful jokes:
What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What is black & white, black & white, and orange?
Two skunks fighting over a basketball!
What is green & red all over?
A pickle holding its breath!
What is black & white & red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash!
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrrple!
Before anyone goes Grrr! at these jokes, let me say' byeeeee'!
Amit paaaji... lol... kaha se dhundi yeh jokes... lol... funny pick hey...
ReplyDeletenice post :)
cheers
darsh
Too funny :)
ReplyDeleteWe can't live without colors...
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ReplyDeleteNice one Amit :)
ReplyDelete**from normal to pink to crimson red on her white face, I guess
LOL!
hahaha @skunk joke!
here's one to add to ur post:
what's red and white and ready for a fight? Answer is...
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Keshi is a red bra and white undy. LOL!
Keshi.
now dats a colorful incident.. ;) add to that colrorful jokes!! :D
ReplyDeleteand keshi.... lolz.. am speechless!!
made a humorous read... lol :D
ReplyDeletemazedaar!
Hi,Darsh...LOL..jokes toh milte rehte hain...tks for the comment.
ReplyDeleteHi,LS..well-said..we can't live without colors.
ReplyDeleteHi,Keshi..tks for the comment.As for the red n white joke- OMG,I'd never have guessed the answer..have you ever fought anyone that way???*ROFLling,before ducking for cover.*
ReplyDeleteHi,Sam...hai na colorful incident??I observed three more after that,tks to Ishi and BUF making me conscious of observing'color' all round....:)
ReplyDeleteHi,Ishi,tks for the 'mazedaar' comment.:)
ReplyDeletelolz...bte I meant 'Keshi IN a red bra and undy'...lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
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ReplyDeleterolling eyes @my spelling!
Keshi.
Amit btw I havent had a fight like that b4..hahaha!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Hi,Keshi...worry not- it was clear that the 'is' was an 'in'.hehe.:)
ReplyDeleteTks for the clarifications about not having such a fight earlier..but,perhaps you're itching to have a fight like that some day?*ducks again*
lol Im crazy.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Amit you shld have given her a lift in ur company bus.. then her red angry face would have turned into a pink blushing one ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Keshi.. now i know why tht i-m-happy-with-my-thingie was doing it out near ur house :p
LOL...Keshi,now,I heard that right from the horse's mouth("LOL I'm crazy")...so,I should believe it.haha.
ReplyDeleteHi,Sudeep-now,that's a good idea..but,I doubt she'd have fitted in our co van...more due to ego,than due to her weight,of course.haha.
ReplyDeletelol omg those super PJs!!
ReplyDeletehaha can we request Keshi to give us some demo ;p
Hi,Loon Gal...tks.:)
ReplyDeleteAnd,re. your request- Keshi,listen/read and oblige,please..hahaha.