The Z000n Bug!! (z000nie)

Well, finally I’ve decided to release my photo on this blog and its right next to this post, except that I don’t wear goggles and roam around naked in real life. But I believe we all are matured by now, and will not be ashamed to view my snap with our family and pets around.

Blog happened to me more than two years back, when I got bored of constantly gazing at the ceiling fan all my weekend.

"That's it, enough of all this bull-crap, I'm not born to look at the ceiling-fan", were my exact words, "I'll start a blog instead."

Since then I’ve never looked back or on the ceiling and have managed to find a person inside me that was trying to find an escape for a long long time. Farting didn’t help him it seems, so I started writing.

While basking under the rays of blogging, I managed to take some time out to meet fellow bloggers under the name of “BLOG MEET”. Trust me, its nothing but five hours of sense-less ramblings with free Sprite, beer, vodka and ketchup along with Nacho’s sponsored by GOD-Knows-WHO!!

I’ve met couple of them introduced below already and I’m planning to post - in detail running into multiple parts- about how the meeting went, but in some other post. I don’t want them to steal my thunder in this one.

SPECIAL NOTE TO Uttssy & Mala: I’m extremely sorry guys, you’ll throw sandals and beer cans in my direction, once that post is out.

NOTE TO ISHI: Thanks for inviting me, and now aren’t you glad that we didn’t meet in Delhi? Else your name would have appeared in the special note above.

I’m not a people person, which means I prefer not to meet people in person. Especially when they meet me for the first time and go ahead to the extreme of touching my nose and say, “Dude, your nose is way too big. And what’s up with your eyes? And your hair?”

And then without warning – I’m sorry if you don’t like violence – I just go ahead and punch right on the face. This has happened almost all the time till now. Glad that I haven’t been to any blog-meets (if there is such a thing here in UK), else the local newspaper would come out with headline –

Brown Asian male punched a white guy on his face, without reason.

As you might have guessed from above, I’m not the kind of person anyone would love to meet and spend time with. That’s why I fall under the category of mysterious person, whom many are trying hard to poke and get some knowledge about.

I think the mystery about me will slowly unfold in my posts to come on this blog, very much like the movie DA VINCI CODE, except that in DA VINCI you had TOM HANKS, but here – feel extremely lucky when I say this- you’ll have to tolerate ME!!

Thanks for inviting me on this blog and cheers to all you fellas!!